Yeah ha, tomorrow I fly to Tenerife for a glorious week in the Sun and to attend a birthday party - I can't wait.

I will be seeing my friends from Tenerife Scuba along with many others and I am looking forward to a week in the sun and a rest.

However, due to a recent bout of spam registrations on Tenerife Times and the fact that I will be without an internet connection for most of the week I am having to take the 'unprecedented' step of temporarily disabling the sign up facility and also the log on facility - sorry but normal service will be resumed on my return.