Warning: session_start(): open(/tmp/sess_61592d5581560df7056b0675304ac59d, O_RDWR) failed: Disk quota exceeded (122) in /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php on line 24

Warning: session_start(): Cannot send session cookie - headers already sent by (output started at /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php:24) in /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php on line 24

Warning: session_start(): Cannot send session cache limiter - headers already sent (output started at /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php:24) in /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php on line 24

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php:24) in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/mambo.php on line 424

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php:24) in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/mambo.php on line 835

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php:24) in /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php on line 231

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php:24) in /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php on line 232

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php:24) in /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php on line 233

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php:24) in /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php on line 234

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php:24) in /home/tenerife/public_html/index.php on line 235
tenerifetimes.com

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosCache::getCache() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 91

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module2() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 122

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosCache::getCache() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 91

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module2() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 122
Tenerife Times Home
Tenerife Blogs
Tenerife News
Tenerife 10 day Forecast
Tenerife Monthly Weather
Cheap Tenerife Flights
Tenerife Google Map
Useful Telephone numbers
Euro Converter
Tenerife Attractions
Hotels & Accommodation
CD Tenerife Football
Learn Spanish
Getting Started
Tenerife Times FAQs
Contact Us
Advanced Search

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module2() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 122

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 128

Rate Us:


Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module2() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 122
Random Posts
Ricky Martin stars in Candelaria, Tenerife We have just been informed by Cabildo Insular de Tenerife (the Tenerife Tourist office) that Ricky ...  Read more...

Batman spotted drinking a Dorada in Tenerife Have you ever wondered what Batman would look like without his mask? Well, on Saturday 17th May ...  Read more...

Tenerife Mountain Goats, Rabbit Stew and an inquisitive local While Tenerife is mostly known for the climb to Teide, there are some equally impressive bicycle ...  Read more...

Details of current movies showing at Gran Sur cinema   Read more...

A Tenerife Lazy Sunday Afternoon   Read more...

Agatha Christie and Tenerife Tenerife has been an inspiration to many famous people, infact, recently whilst surfing the net ...  Read more...

Jet2 to Tenerife but Jet Lagged on the way back! Last week my wife and I had a great mini-break in Tenerife, we flew to Tenerife from Leeds-Bradford ...  Read more...

Tenerife is calling Having booked our flights out to Tenerife way back in March, this latest stretch of  ‘UK ...  Read more...

Country & Western Music Festival in Tenerife Do you want to sample a country and western music festival Tenerife style? If so, the Vulcan ...  Read more...

Tenerife petrol prices The last time we were in Tenerife we as usual booked a hire car and toured the island of Tenerife. ...  Read more...

Tenerife Times currency converter We have now added avery useful currency convertor to all our pages here on Tenerife Times. Its ...  Read more...

Tenerife Google Maps added I have been busy today adding Google Maps to Tenerife Times. It is hoped that this will provide a ...  Read more...

Furnishing our Tenerife Dream Home Many properties that are sold here in Tenerife are done so ‘furnished’, that is great ...  Read more...

Computer tuition for beginners   Read more...

Grab a Bargain at one of the Tenerife Markets Whenever my wife and I go on holiday we always seem to end up at a local market. At markets, you can ...  Read more...

Let Amanda Lamb lure you to Tenerife   Read more...

English Radio Stations in Tenerife One of the best ways to find out about Tenerife and what's going on locally is to listen to some ...  Read more...

Tenerife golf , one club fits all   Read more...

Retiring to Tenerife and your UK Pension I have recently been asked about the position on UK nationals moving to Tenerife and their ...  Read more...

Latest news from BA Yesterday, I received this email from GB Airways regarding their flights to Tenerife . . .  Read more...


Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module2() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 122
Favorites

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosParameters::parse() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/mamboxml.php on line 440
 Add to favorites
 Make Homepage
 

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 128

Tenerife Business Directory


Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 128


Strict Standards: Non-static method mosCache::getCache() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 91
Tenerife Times Home arrow Contact Us

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosCache::getCache() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.php on line 32

Strict Standards: Non-static method PEAR::raiseError() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/Cache/Lite.php on line 471

Strict Standards: Non-static method PEAR::raiseError() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/Cache/Lite.php on line 471

Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method HTML_content::show() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/Cache/Lite/Function.php on line 97

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::Title() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 458

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::PdfIcon() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 461

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosAdminMenus::ImageCheck() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 608

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosHTML::PrintIcon() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 464

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosAdminMenus::ImageCheck() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/mambo.php on line 1394

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::EmailIcon() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 467

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosAdminMenus::ImageCheck() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 632
A DMīs Life, Not An Easy One
Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::EditIcon() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 564
PDF Print E-mail

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosAdminMenus::ImageCheck() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/mambots/content/mosvote.php on line 28

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosAdminMenus::ImageCheck() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/mambots/content/mosvote.php on line 29
User Rating: / 2
PoorBest 

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::Section_Category() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 499

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::Section() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 658

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::Category() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 661

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::Author() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 502

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::CreateDate() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 505

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::URL() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 508

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::ModifiedDate() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 524

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::ReadMore() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 527
Contributed by Michael Mason   
Tuesday, 29 August 2006

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::TOC() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 514

OK, so there I was ready to throw myself in the water only to find out that today I would be mostly painting a boat.

Yeah, and that´s not all, I had to scrub the hull clean of algae first...!

However, the day was interspersed with lovely youg nubile nimphs bathing topless so it can´t be all that bad eh...?

Hasta

Tag it:Spread the Word
Blinkbits
BlinkList
blogmarks
co.mments
connotea
Delicious
De.lirio.us
Digg
Fark
feedmelinks
Furl it!
Hugg
LinkaGoGo
Ma.gnolia
Mister.Wong
Netvouz
NewsVine
Profile Heaven
RawSugar
Reddit
Scuttle
Shadows
Simpy
Smarking
Spurl
Stumble
TailRank
Technorati
Wists
YahooMyWeb

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::Navigation() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 535
< Previous   Next >

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosHTML::CloseButton() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 538

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosHTML::BackButton() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Non-static method MC_HTML::mc_showForm() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/administrator/components/com_comments/comments.function.php on line 87

Strict Standards: Non-static method MC_HTML::mc_get_form_in_table() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/administrator/components/com_comments/comments.html.php on line 40

Comments

There are no comments yet - feel free to add one using the form below...


Page 1 of 0 ( 0 comments )
©2006 MosCom

Add comments to this article: A DMīs Life, Not An Easy One ...

Enter your comment below.

Name (required)

E-Mail (required)
Your email will not be displayed on the site - only to our administrator
Homepage

Comment (supported) [BBcode]


Strict Standards: Non-static method mosCache::getCache() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 91

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module2() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 122

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosCache::getCache() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 91

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module2() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 122

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::show() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/modules/mod_newsflash.php on line 100

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::Section_Category() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 499

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::Section() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 658

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::Category() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 661

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::Author() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 502

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::CreateDate() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 505

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::URL() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 508

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::ModifiedDate() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 524

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::ReadMore() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 527

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::TOC() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 514

Strict Standards: Non-static method HTML_content::Navigation() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 535

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosHTML::CloseButton() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 538

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosHTML::BackButton() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/components/com_content/content.html.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosCache::getCache() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 91

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosCache::getCache() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 91

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module2() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 122

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 128
Tenerife Scuba Dive Centre

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 128
<

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 128
Book Cheap Flights with Flightline.co.uk

Strict Standards: Non-static method modules_html::module() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 128
Learn Spanish

Strict Standards: Non-static method mosCache::getCache() should not be called statically in /home/tenerife/public_html/includes/frontend.php on line 91

Warning: Unknown: open(/tmp/sess_61592d5581560df7056b0675304ac59d, O_RDWR) failed: Disk quota exceeded (122) in Unknown on line 0

Warning: Unknown: Failed to write session data (files). Please verify that the current setting of session.save_path is correct (/tmp) in Unknown on line 0